Fat Guy and the House Excitement!

Hey boys and girls!!! It is yer ole pal, Fat Guy!! Sorry I haven't had time to blog, it's been two weeks! Ladyfriend types for me a lot and she has been swamped with school, plus we didn't have any interesting pics to post last week. This week, Fat Guy is coming back strong!

So here is a quick summary of what you missed last week:

1) We went to Ladyfriend's dad's house for a cookout for
Ladyfriend's sisters' birfdays.....they turned 25. Here are some pics:

Me and my furry friends Rupert and Tinks and Jamie, Kitty's boyfriend at Ladyfriend's mom's house before the party

Ladyfriend's dad running from the camera

The awesome spread

Cassy and her boyfriend, Jordan

Mandy, Ladyfriend's dad's chow mix who had just been shaved down and looked silly.

Baby, Ladyfriend's dad's other dog, playing with Mandy

Jordan making smores and me looking at the camera while talking to Jamie.

Kitty opening her present with Jamie, Jordan, and Elaina, Ladyfriend's dad's granddaughter

Cassy displaying her gift

2) We went out to the future Casa de Fat Guy house to check on things. We discovered that they put the wrong porch on the back, it's supposed to be 8x8 or so. Lovely. It is being redone. Check out our landing-sized porch on the back:

Kenny, a good friend of mine, checking out the error.

3) Tinky learned to finally lay in her bed, although she's only done it a few times. She also got her cone off and stitches out!

4) Conan is still very lazy

Cuddling babies!

Rupert kicking Tinky in the conehead, lol!

5) This weekend, we visited the Casa De Fat guy to check out the status. I did the walk through last week, got my keys, and took Ladyfriend to look at our home!! I also took my parents out to see it and they really seemed to love it. It should be done this week and hopefully we will be moving in. Yes, Ladyfriend is coming with me because very soon there might be a ring on someone's finger? STAY TUNED! It's a secret.....shhh.

Here are some pics of the inside and new hand rail on the front that we surprising loved:

Fat guy on his front porch!!

Our kitchen and wrinkled curtains that need to be steamed, once the electric is on.

Fat Guy in the kitchen!

Our living room!

Small bedroom for Ladyfriend's art supplies

Another bedroom which will be My hunting/fishing room.....YAY!!

Master bedroom (closet door is open, it's a walk in with light.)

Shower in Master Bath.

Ladyfriend's Garden Tub. (She has claim on it.)

See? I told ya she had claim to it!

Master Bath sinks

Hall bathroom. The curtain will be changed!

Pantry door, Ladyfriend likes all the closet space.

Laundry room/back door

The view out our front porch at sunset!

6) Also, this past weekend, we went to Horseshoe Casino (which is gay by the way) to graze at the Friday night Seafood Buffet. It was a little bit of a debacle. When we arrived at the counter to pay for our food, (you have to pay before you are seated), we waited at that counter for a good ten minutes or longer. The gal at the counter and a manager found it necessary to wait on everyone but us.

"Hey, I thought you wanted to go to the bank?"

"Well, where's the difference, anyway?

I finally said to the manager, "Hey, why is no one helping us?" and the guy was like, "Sir, we are required to take diamond card members ahead of non card members." This of course, infuriated Ladyfriend because she wanted to get her crab lags on. (She has an obsession with them.) She yells at him, "Do we need to have a gambling problem to be waited on here?" He said, "No, mam, you just have to have a diamond card." She yelled, "That's gay! That's just ridiculous, we have other things to do tonight besides waiting in this line." I agreed, considering all they had to do was take my debit card and swipe and we'd be basking in crabby goodness. Finally, after waiting on their last blue hair gambler (old folk who gambles alot), the girl behind the register took our money. The manager seated us an apologized again. Ladyfriend explained to him that we don't gamble and just wanted to eat and that I hadn't eaten all day. Which was true. Anyway, we ended up eating entirely waaaaay too many crab legs causing our bellies to emit some not-so-pleasant "issues." It was the best food ever though.

Kenny Rodgers Gambler Game!! (Before the terrible plastic surgery)
Ladyfriend just thinks this is funny.

Me getting crabs!

7) Sunday, we went to a cookout with our friends Nikki and Brandon and all sorts of other folks and their kids. It was a pretty nice day, but pretty hot. We had a good time, except Ladyfriend was hopped up on Zyrtec which made her super zonked out. She crashed in the car before the party (mini Zyrtec nap), after the party in the car, and also her home right after we got there.

Me looking awesome at the party, haha!

Me talking to Cyndi who is holding baby Tinkers!

Well, that's all for this week. Stay tuned next week for tons of cool updates!!