The Karaoke King, Tinky's Big Day Out, and The Kitchen Strikes Again!!

Hello boys and girls! Fat guy has an incredible blog lined up for y'all this week! It'll knock your socks off!

Here's what happened in fat guy world this weekend:

Friday or the Karaoke King Strikes Again Day

First, I brought beautiful Tulips, Layfriend's favorite to her work to suprise her because she had a rough week being grumpy and all. Plus, I am totally sweet!

After Ladyfriend and I got off of work we went and hung out with a bunch of friends over at Phoenix Hill Tavern. Ladyfriend doesn't like bars very much but she ended up having a goofy fun time! My good friends Pete and Cyndi and go there every other weekend to blow off some steam. We finally got some time in between doing the house stuff to stop by and visit with them and some other friends there.

Anna, Ladyfriend's co-worker modeling with the Tulips

A good picture of Ladyfriend and I at a table at the Hill.

I got a lil silly and decided to Karaoke. I LOVE to Karaoke (just as much as buffffffettttsss!!!) I actually don't sing too bad. Ladyfriend wasn't embarrassed at my voice. I sung Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive, John Michael Montgomery's Sold, and the hit of the evening that really drew in the crowds, Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington, a very funny comedic song. You can look up the lyrics since we are keeping this blog family friendly and bleeping out Cyndi's boobie shirt. lol!

Cyndi and Michael. His face blushes easily, this was the point.

Me being accosted by Cyndi, notice Ladyfriend attempting to pick my nose.

Being scolded by a pirate, not really, but this pic looks like it.

Ladyfriend also being scolded by a ravenous pirate-man with a drum stick.

We're crazy!!

Saturday or the day of Anti-Thunder Awareness

I don't have any pictures from Saturday! Ladyfriend and I went shopping all day at flea markets and thrift shops, like she loves to do. We were trying to hide from Thunder Over Louisville and the crowds. One flea market scared her so bad (it was very ghetto) she held on to her purse like an old lady. We also both felt kinda sicky acid refluxy all weekend from eating chinese Friday night. It sucked!! We bought some chairs to go with a table Ladyfriend is refinishing for my new house. She likes to work on crafty projects, art, and fixer upper stuff. Here is a picture of a catfish, one of many, she is drawing for my fishin' room at my new house. It's not finished. It's pretty awesome, huh?

We also spent some time at my parents house this weekend in Taylorsville, KY. We were there dropping off the chairs we bought and a bunch of things we bought for the house like bathroom decor, kitchen towels, a comforter, pillows, and pots and pans. Later, we went to visit some friends of mine, Brandon and Nicki. We also went to the very tasty Waffle House.

Sunday or the Reckoning of the Kitchen and Phonebook throwing incident

As you can see, I struck the local buffet scene again with a vengence. Ladyfriend wasn't feeling too pleasant after eating this place because she thinks it's waaaay too greasy. The Kitchen in Shepherdsville, KY is an awesome place to eat if you like greasy spoon buffet style and people smoking everywhere. Ladyfriend does like their meatloaf and bacon there...but not at the same time. After breakfast, we went to Clarksville, IN to Ladyfriend's house and relaxed while watching Spiderman II on TV and picked up Little Dog (aka Tinky)!!! I love my lil' feller! We all went up to Bass Pro to watch the fishies eat with the tiny dog in tow. She was cold, so Ladyfriend dressed her in her black sweater/scarf combo.

Ladyfriend and Orange Cat watching Doc Oc on the TV

Fat Guy and a festival of aminals!! Notice the visit from Rupert, Ladyfriend's mom's cat.

Mega fat catfish Ladyfriend would love to catch!

Tinky Learning to fish and hunt!

Tinky in the elevator with Daddy and her peeps.

Tinky goes to Starbucks!! How classy and yuppie and yummmmm!

Fat Guy getting kisses from his Little dog!!

We also took Tinks to Petsmart and got her a new harness and leash, she also got a bath when she got home.

Tinky pooped out with her toy from her wild and crazy day.

Later, this Fat Guy asked Ladyfriend to order some pizza while we were lounging around the house. It was such an ordeal! Ladyfriend called Pizza Hut and got the slowest, dumbest person that worked there. She didn't understand which coupon we were using and would pause and write down things for at least 5 minutes in between talking to Ladyfriend. Ladyfriend also had to repeat my card number to her at least 4 to 5 times and she still didn't process the card right. Ladyfriend got sooooo mad that she hung up and spazzed out throwing the "User Friendly Notebook" that really isn't user friendly into the wall numerous times shredding it. I just sat back and laughed at her spazz attack.

Ladyfriend was also not very amused when I decided to "fumigate" her Corolla with a sewage scent that can only be described as an outhouse used by Satan himself.

Stay tuned for more wacky adventures from Fat Guy and his family of aminals next week!